Location: Sheraton Hotel (in midtown)
Total Party Count: 51
A party a day is a noble feat, no doubt, but its possible that there are some people in this world who put my party project to shame... Meet Auntie Elaine! For nearly a decade Auntie Elaine has been trying to drag me to parties, and I quickly learned to turn down those invitations because 1) its weird to party with your mom's sister 2) she is crazy and tries to pawn me off to any Jewish guy around and doesn't even get the facts straight. Somehow "Smith College Graduate / City Employee" always becomes "Ivy league / Works for Bloomberg." Well, maybe she's onto something.