Todd P's Punkin' Carvin' Party

The Party: Todd P's Punkin' Carving Party
Location: His place in Long Island City
Total Party Count: 41


When my old pal Todd P invited me over for a pumpkin carving party, I immediately headed to jubilee market (it was B.Y.O.P.). Unfortunately, when I got there, it seemed I was screwed with these ugly pumpkins...

sorry, i think we'd be better off as friends

Luckily I spotted their display pumpkin by the front, and next thing you know I am on my way to LIC with this baby....

Would you mind taking a picture of me and my pumpkin??

When I arrived at the party I contemplated carving Todd's face into my pumpkin, but then I realized oh wait, I've never carved a pumpkin before and I have no idea what I'm doing. They don't teach you these things in jew school.

My lofty goals were reduced to a Pre-K level smiley face, and even though I was the last to finish (cause my punkin was so big!) I was really proud of myself cause I didn't cut off my hand!

JUST ACT NATURAL!

I DID IT!!
It really helped me build better self esteem.