My Adidas Party

The Party: Paper Mag / Adidas Party
Location: Adidas Store in Soho
Total Party Count: 42

I didn't have much time to plan for party #42, so when I saw something about a a Paper Magazine / Adidas Party nearby, I scrambled there all by myself. "Did you RSVP?" Yeah duh totally!

I'm not exactly sure what we were celebrating other than a 25% discount, but hey, if you needed some new sneaks or free booze, this was the place to be. I needed neither of those things. As I was walking in circles wondering what I could possibly do at an adidas party for the next 27 minutes (ive chosen that as the minimum party attendance time), two guys came up to me asking if i was this adidas model:

I'm pretty sure she looks nothing like me and you might think these guys were trying to pick me up but im 99% positive they were gay. I love gays because they are always complementing your horrendously wacky outfits and making you feel like a special model diva when really youre totally gross, dont believe a word they say!!! (just kidding.... NOT).

My dreams have come true!!!!

my new amazing adidas party friends!!!!

Adidas, please send me this tiger jacket!!!! I promise to make your clothes look awkward at a lot of parties.

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