Total Party Count: 88
Last week I went to the Leg Up Management Holiday Party, hosted by Party #32's Brian DeRan, who is responsible for managing choice artists such as Animal Collective, Gang Gang Dance, and my new favorite "chillwave" artist Dam Funk! If you asked me a few months ago what I thought of Brian, I'd say he was a dick who didn't answer a bunch of my emails in 2007 (I was offering to feature Animal Collective on TV again if he gave me a million dollars and an exotic fruit basket-- His Loss!). But now, I'd say he's a totally amazing bro who has awesome parties!!! Another thing I learned about Brian is that he goes by the name "Baby Leg" and apparently "gets lots of hot girls," naw' mean? In conclusion, what we've learned today is that Brian is not a dick but does have a huge one.