Location: My office's meeting table
Total Party Count: 75
In early 2005 I received an email from HR requesting all employees reply with their date of birth. I figured they needed it to investigate how many illegal handguns I own, but actually there was a new initiative in my office to celebrate everyone's birthday! Suddenly 3pm cakes-in-the-conference-room were de rigueur and I was challenged to write meaningful variations of "happy birthday" on cards that were being passed around under administrative supervision. Sadly, like most initiatives, this one disappeared after a few months, as did the illusion of anyone caring about me and my day-after-christmas birthday.
Fast forward a few party-less years to last week when my second-favorite co-worker Buboo mentioned it being her birthday. Right then I knew it was my calling not only to bring back the partying, but also to throw the HOTTEST OFFICE BDAY BASH EVA!!!! I was going for a Sean Puff Diddy Combs White Party meets 1Oak meets my 26th floor conference table kinda vibe.
I hired Kela & Dave to help set up decor (under my executive direction)
Buboo's Surprise!
I didn't get these from Whole Foods.
I made buboo's dreams come true, and now i get to eat dragon land's chinese fruit cake
Office morale is really improving, all thanks to me!
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